I’m not really single, I’m dating myself. I take me out to eat, I buy me clothes. I love me.
(via most-hiigh)
Can we talk about the visuals in this show?
what visuals you mean the fucking spawns of satan that scared me to death as a child?
(via most-hiigh)
the amount of garlic the recipe asks for: 1 clove
the amount of garlic I think the recipe deserves: at least 4 cloves
(Source: hijerking, via most-hiigh)
“You need to associate with people who inspire you, people who challenge you to rise higher, people who make you better. Don’t waste your valuable time with people who are not adding to your growth. Your destiny is too important.”— Joel Osteen (via purplebuddhaquotes)
(Source: purplebuddhaquotes, via most-hiigh)
If i talk to you about my past, it’s for you to understand why i am who i am, not to judge or feel sorry for me.
(via most-hiigh)
date someone who wants you to be successful in life and would want nothing more than to be with you through the process.
(via angel-fxce)
iconic
Still relevant
Stupid white people
really simple…..
only white ppl with “dreads” cant wash their hair
Truly memorable
White folks really out here ignorant but love spreading false knowledge.
This was actually too hilarious because he said it with the straightest face
Go awf boo
Legendary
“I think one of my favorite feelings is laughing with someone and realizing half way through how much you enjoy them and their existence.”
⓺⓶
(via tailored-man)